1.*Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2.*Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3.*Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read
so I shoulder.
4.* Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5.*Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6.*July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7.*Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8.*Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9.*Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10.*Chicken**wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11.*Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.
12.*Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13.*Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14.*Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
MEXICAN WORDS OF THE DAY
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